Valley of the Old Gods - Classic Editions
Signed copy of Valley of the Old Gods books (Classic Edition, Book Only)
*Railed by the Easter Bunny - 74 pgs
The man who holds the Power, rules the Valley. But I won’t let him rule me.
To get out from under his thumb, I’ll make a bargain with the old gods. I’d sell my soul to be free of him. But the goddess of spring offers me a deal that feels too much like a reward to be safe. And when I’m delivered into the hands of her son, I start to wonder if I want to be free at all.
NEVER MAKE DEALS WITH THE DEVIL, OR THE OLD GODS
*Banging the Easter Bunny - 282 pgs
OLD GODS PLAY THEIR GAMES, AND MORTALS LOSE
I made my bargain with the god of spring, but the Power only works in the mortal realm... it can't protect me from summer's cruel vengeance.
To prove my worth, I’ll play her games.
To keep my Easter Bunny, I’d sacrifice anything but the child I’ve yet to bear.
To save my life, Jack will make any deal he has to.
Sex is the old gods’ favourite currency. I only hope their price is one I can pay.
*Railed by the Krampus - 214 pgs
DECK THE HALLS WITH MIRTH & MISCHIEF
When I said I'd sell my soul for a lump of coal on Christmas Eve, I wasn't serious... not really. But the strange shadow that has always lived behind my mirrors doesn't get the joke.
Now, I'm at the mercy of Klaus's bargain until I can bring him twelve increasingly ridiculous gifts (why are most of them birds?). But the creature that lurks in his domain wants something more... something infinitely more delicious.
*Railed at the Bacchanal - 98 pgs
GODS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN
Diyo might be the god of pleasure, but I’ve got a corner on that market too. I work for cash, not bargains. For the right person and the right price, I’ll do just about anything to make you happy—make your life easier. Too bad my latest client decides my happiness—my freedom—is his to steal.
A boot to the chest, a tumble down a well, and I’m stuck in the old gods’ realm unless I make a bargain with the one being in either of our realms who’s better at what I do than I am.
Too bad I can’t trust the old god to give without demanding to take as well.
*Railed by the Reaper - 186 pgs
ASHES TO ASHES, LUST TO LUST
Two hundred years ago, in a frantic fit of grief, my mother stole a piece of Death and bound me to the old god to keep me safe.
Two hundred years ago, my own grief had driven me to say things I didn’t mean, but can’t take back. And yet… Time heals all wounds. And I’m drawn to the dying for a mere glimpse of him.
But I’m tired, and lonely, and when I finally decide enough is enough—it uncovers a jealous and possessive streak I hadn’t known existed.
He wants his ring finger back—returning it is akin to a divorce in the old gods’ realm—and I want what I should have taken centuries ago, even if he’s determined to make me see the worst of him.
*Railed by the Tooth Fairy - 264 pgs
Pearl doesn’t know what she’s forgotten, but she knows there’s only one place to find her memories.
The Tooth Fairy trades in parts and pieces of mortal bodies, and Pearl offers all her teeth to learn what she’s lost. But the Tooth Fairy doesn’t have her memories and finding them comes at a different price: Time.
Every second she spends with the Tooth Fairy, Pearl’s resolve weakens. And when her memories are finally in reach, she has to make a choice between her past… and the future she could have with her god.
THE BODY REMEMBERS WHAT THE MIND FORGETS
*Railed by the Yule Cat - 108 pgs
BARGAINS CAN'T LAST FOREVER
Calico & Minx have been in the old gods realm longer than any other unbound mortal. When a primary god decides they've outworn their welcome, their time starts to run out.
One last Yule is all they get... they're going to get the most out of it.
*Railed by the Leprechaun - 130 pgs
ARE YOU FEELING LUCKY?
My father disappeared into the old gods’ realm more than a year ago… and even though I hate him, my family needs him back.
Getting into the Leprechaun’s domain means chasing rainbows. Gaining my father’s freedom means making a bet with a god who thinks he can break me. But when my bet is placed and his games begin, I start to wonder if he wants me to lose at all.
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